Car fool

To all commuters out there, a reason to be happy these days. Car pool is now permitted in Dubai!
Yehey!!!
Goodbye buses...i wake up two hours early because you are late.
Goodbye 'white' taxis...you always choose the white guy behind me even if i am first in line.
You ask too many questions on where I am going.
You act so arrogant, most of the time you are malice-friendly...asking me to seat beside you, getting my number and telling stories about your Pilipinee gfs.
Hello car pool! Now I can have my background checked so I can get approval to ride your car. I will be holding on to my certificate everyday so police will not catch us. I will only ride with my colleagues, not friends nor relatives.

If ever you plan to car pool, don't be a fool. Follow all the RTA requirements so you won't get pulled. Got it?!

Only in Dubai.

S*x and the City

There has been a popular discussion lately about the release of the movie 'S*x and the City.' A lot of people are complaining. They want it banned in the UAE because they find it immoral and inappropriate.

Don't worry; there are other alternatives to choose from:

1. Sacked in the City - wherein you get deported because you participated in violent protests and demanded pay rise.

2. Sick about the City - when you completely whine about everything...traffic, low salary, high cost of living, unfair labour practices, human rights violation, etc. And yet manages to stay in Dubai for such a long time!?